Hi! I'm Jen's "new" refurbished computer. You may think I was a great deal at Tiger Direct for only $200. Jen and Ben sure did. If you are interested in buying one like me, I would like to share with you a few bonus features you won't find advertised in the catalog:
- sometimes, the mouse doesn't work!!
- once you get the mouse to finally work again, the computer keyboard won't type at all! WOW!
- surprise shutdowns often occur, just for fun!
- and once your computer shuts down just for fun, neither the mouse NOR the keyboard will work at all!
- got important emails to send? HA!
- I like to sleep for DAYS at a time and won't work again until I darn well feel like it! Or until Bennett gets around to finally fixing me, he he.
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Nice to meet you! I think I used to have a distant relative of yours. He was demon possessed, literally. Try to be kind.
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